The Best Weekend Efur!

Posted by Meezerboy at 10/4/2009 8:08 PM
Categories: Trip to Sandfrandsisko
A Grate Reezun To Ware Pink:  Sandfrandsisko Day One

It's the most ixsiting time I haff efur had in my life!  So icksiting it's gonna take a few days to tell the story. 

Mommy and I went on a grate big plane to Sandfrandsisko.  I had to git flat cattid for the trip becuz airfare is so spensive and becuz I dont think I wood like sitting like a sardeen in an aloominum can flying a squillion miles an hour next to a man who dried off with a sour towil. 

I had a big bed to sleep on.  And boy wuz it funny when the maid came in the room.  She thot I wuz reel! 



On the commint card I wrote that turndown serviss shood inclood Temtayshuns on the pillow.

Yoo may notiss in the picture I am waring pink. Normally I haff a strickt rool that I do not ware pink.  But like that stoopid rool whare I am not suppost to be on the kitchen kownters, I brake rools when I feel like it.  And on this day I had good reezun to brake it.  It wuz a speshul day and a very speshul okayshun.  I wantid to make sure I lookt my best for many reezuns.  I wuz gonna meet the most well dresst and famiss cat in the wurld, Skeezix the Cat!  And we wuz gonna go and meet another wurld famiss cat, Jeter Harris (the flat).  Together with sum other food ladies we wuz gonna cheer on Jete's mom cuz she wuz walking a squillion miles to save boobies and the peeple who haff em.

Skeezy's Food Lady pickt us up in the bloo masheen with Skeezix hisself inside!  I wuz so icksitid to meet Skeezy and the Food Lady that fur a minit I thot I had the skwerts.  Then I reelized it wuzzint reely me.  It wuz Skeezy.  I gess he wuz kinda icksitid to meet me too.  And he tole me many stories on our way to the beech to meet evryone.  Like, he usually rides in the front seet whare Mommy wuz sitting.  How he likes to look outside at the world rushing by the masheen and how he tried to drive the car once.  Skeezy sed he duzzint mind riding in the masheen on the highway but the city streets makes him kinda nerviss.  He is kwite the conversayshunalist and has a beautipuss way with wurds yoo wood not know unless yoo met him yurself. 

I think Peeple Magazeen shood name Skeezix the Cat "Sexiest Mancat Alive", becuz I think Mommy's nees got week when she met him.  Jes look at the goofy grin on her face.  If it wuz George Cloony or Brad Pit in her arms she woodint make her face like that.   But Skeezy?  If I wuzzint so starstruck myself I wooda bin imbarrist.

 

At one point Mommy had a private talk with Skeezy and wile I diddint heer whut she sed, I'm pretty sure she sweet talked him cuz when she talks to me like that I purr.  And Skeezy purred.  Mommy's eyes leeked jes a littel when he did. 

I reely enjoyed meeting flat JH.  But he's kinda kwiet. So is Bosco.  Skeezy is so grate with the camra, he even smiled!



We all cheered when JH's mom and her teem came by on thare long walk. 


Thay kood only stay for a wile since it wuz importint thay kept walking.  So me and Skeezy had a chance to go on the beech.



Me and Skeezy agreed we'd nefur seen a litter bocks that big beforr.  Had I not bin flat cattid I am sure I wood haff takin advantage of it.  And since Skeezy had gotten rid of his skwerts he diddint need to use it neether. 

Skeezy got the braves and went down the steps to investigate sumthing vary intristing.  I wuz very impresst.  Skeezy is a brave mancat hoo is used to many advenchures. 



Yoo know whut he saw?  Birds!  Grate big birds!  Lunch wuz flying around evrywhare!



Skeezy sed "Come heer birdies and lets play!"  I sed "Furgit it Skeez, thay is chicken!"



Skeezy and JH were laffin and laffin at that one!  Har Har Har!!!



I'm tellin ya, it wuz a grate time and I nefurr in a squillion yeers did I think I wood reely meet Skeezix.

Me and Mommy had many more things to do so the Food Lady and Skeezix took us bak to the hotel.  Skeezix sat on Mommy's lap so his smells kood git on her klose for the reel me to smell later. 

But we wood meet up again in the morning, becuz me and Mommy had another grate advenchure:  We wuz going to a place whare thay make happy joose and lissen to a famiss singer named Gary Allen.  I will tell yoo more about that tomorrow in Sandfrandcisko: Day One, Part Two.

 

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