Thay Say It's My Birthday!

Posted by Meezerboy at 2/23/2009 8:45 PM
Categories: Happy Birthday!
I'M 32 YEERS OLD!

Yoo red that rite. I'm 32 yeers old. How is that possibull yoo say? Well it's possibull becuz we kitties are superior to humans.

Yes, even humins like Chuk Norriss.

Cat ecksperts say that we age rapidly in our first yeer of life. By the time we are 7 months old we're really like a 16 yeer old humin. This eckplains why Skeezix can drive a car at such a yung age. By the time we are a yeer old it's like we're 24 in humin yeers. From thare we age about 4 humin yeers for every one of our yeers. That makes me 32 yeers old today cuz I wuz borned February 24, 2006.

This is why it's a good thing we don't have thumbs. It's reely the only thing holding us back from total dominayshun. It wood make humins like Chuk Norriss feel sad to know thay arnt as speshul as thay think.

But Mother Naytchure knows whut she's doing. Whut we lack in thumbs we got in smarts, claws, soft furs and the ability to purr.

Let's see Chuck Norriss do that.

I thot I wood look back and see how far I've come in these 32 yeers.  So heer's sum selecktid picktures from my colleckshun...

Let's start with my first pickture.  I'd been borned about 2 months and reskyood from a feral breeder colony with my brothers.  (I hope thay is having a grate birthday wharever thay are!)  I wuz livin at Meezer Ranch with Siamese Rescue in the Dallas area. 

Heer I is at 3 months, or 7 yeers old. Mommy had jes brot me home from the Meezer Ranch. She had signed an agreemint not to let me go outside EVER but she wantid good lite for Daddy to take a pickture. So she held me over her shoulder and held me reel tite so I koodint git loose and run away cuz I diddint haff a collar or a mike rowe chip. This is my Uncle T's favrite pitchur of me.

I wuz so kyoot it's almost a shame I grew up.

Heer I am just 5 months borned. It's almost like I wuz a humin teenager boy goin thru pyoobertee. But instead of gittin wiskers and haffin weerd urjis in my hoo-haas my points were gittin dark.

By the time I wuz old enuf to drive I wuz quite a flirt. 

I can barely rememburr being so wite. Whut the picktures dont show is that I had ringworm on my belly. When my furs grew bak thay grew in dark and spred all over my underside. So I went from this...

...to this!

And like a humin male at 24, I wuz still a bit immachure in the above pitchur taken February 24, 2007. Meezers oftin dont grow into thare bodies fully til thay haz bin borned for 18 months. My legs still needid to grow a littel longer.  By February of 2008 this meezerboy had his manpaws!

Today at 32 I feel pritty good. Today will be a low key cellabrayshun.  Me and Tenny are gonna hang out and later I hope to git sum toona for dinner. My furrend Frankie sent me a beautipuss silver pickture frame and at my Catster pawty thay gave me a car shaped cake and an autografft Dale Ernhardt Joonyur driving soot. Mommy sez fur my birthday I am gitting a big surrpurrize but I wont know whut it is til Monday.

It's bin a pritty good yeer. I'm a lucky Meezerboy.

 

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