I'm On The Run From A Sinister Plot

You might want to run for yur hidey hole and bar the door.

Yoo wont feel safe under the bed or behind the sofa.

Forgit the Vishus Deer Repellent.  Even that wont work.

Garlick.  Croosafix.  Holey water.  A nine millameeter loaded with silver bullits.  Sorry. 

The guys at nine one one wood run skreeming...

I'm sorry my furrends, but I've uncoverd a plot that is bringing on the end of days faster than a Sarah Palin administrayshun...

Be sure and come by Friday and I'll tell all.

That is...if thay don't stop me furst!

(Gotta run...I think I heer the blak hellicopters circling around again...)

 

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