Meezer Monday: The Cats Who Own Tony Stewart

Today on Meezer Monday I want to feechure a kupple of cats I'm rather jellis of.  Wylie and Wyatt!  

Wylie is the one on the left and Wyatt is the meezer on the rite.  The man in the middle is named Tony Stewart.  Wylie and Wyatt sure picked out a good furever home cuz thay got one that came with a NASCAR driver.  And a two time Cup champ at that. 

This pitchur is from the 2009 NASCAR Pets Calander.  The hole reezun I ordered it wuz to lurn more about Wylie and Wyatt cuz I saw them in the bakground when Tony wuz beeing innervewed on teevee.  (Well I also wantid to buy the calander to help raze munneys for animul charities, and I hope yoo will too.  )

Okay, tecknically Wylie and Wyatt aren't meezers.  Thay are Tonkinese, but I thot thay wuz Siamese til I got this calander.  It sez thare fur is like mink fur so its good for a person who is allergick to other cats.  It sez Wylie and Wyatt are good travlers wich is good cuz thay take Tony to races evry week.  Thay are social and verry playful.  But it duzzint say whut kind of racecar drivers thay are.  Maybe thay leeve the driving to Tony and jes lay bak and enjoy the good life that must serrtenly come from owning a guy who makes over 9 millyon green papers a yeer!  Temptayshun city, baby.

Proseeds from the 2009 NASCAR Pets Calander go to the Greg Biffle Foundation.  Thay give the munneys to diffrint animal charities.  Congratyoolayshuns to Greg Biffle for winning the first two races in the 2009 NASCAR Sprint Cup Championship. 

 

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