Thankful Thursday: All He Hurt Wuz His Pride
Last weekend my peeple went to Lake Yoofalluh in Oaklahomeah. Its way out in the middel of nowhares in sumplase called Rednek Hevvin. It's the largest lake in the state and has 600 miles of shorrline. Unkle VDK grew up thare. Mommy visited thare for the first time last month and had so much fun she went bak with Daddy. Here is Mommy and Aunt Sissy. Aunt Sissy is holding my cuzzin Chalupa the cha wow wow dog. Mommy is holding a glass of Fess Parker Sir Rah.
Here is Uncle VDK. VDK stands fur vishus deer killer. He's my heeroe and a heeroe to cats evrywhare! He thins out the vishus deer herd so thay haff enuff food to go around. That way thay dont need to eet tender yung joosy cats or woofies. He is riding his anteek trackter. It goes chug a lugga lugga...
When the sun came bak everybuddy went into the big lake to cool off cuz it wuz hot outside. It wuz hot like the surfise of the sun and Aunt Sissy wuz in danger of bursting into flames.
And dats when Daddy got on the wave runnur musheen. If yoo look above Daddy's hed yoo can see a house on the hill. Dats the house Aunt Sissy and Uncle VDK are gonna live in when thay moov to Oaklahomeah from Texas. Uncle VDK grew up in dat house cuz his Daddy bilt it.
Daddy went reel slow on the musheen and diddint git crazy cuz he still had his rookie stripe. But the second time he went out he sed sumthin like "Hold my beer, I wanna try sumpin'".
And dat wuz about the time Daddy ran out of tallint.
He fell off da wave runner! An he wuz way out in the middle of tha lake! He tried and tried but koodint get bak on the wave runner. So Uncle VDK put on his floaty vest and swam out thare cuz it wuz gonna take Daddy a squillion yeers to push the musheen bak to shorr. This pitchur is kinda blurry, but heer is Daddy floating next to the musheen and Uncle VDK doin tha bakstroke to git him.
Luckily thare wuz sum peeple with a boat and thay became part of the reskyoo teem.
And heer comes Daddy bak on the boat. Daddy diddint git hurt and the musheen wuz okay too. Uncle VDK drove it bak to shorr and Daddy came bak on the boat minus his sunglassis. Thay are sumwhare at the bottom of Lake Yoofalluh prolly beeing worn by a large mouth bass named Mr. Limpit.
Daddy sed all he hurt wuz his pride. He now owes Uncle VDK two caysis of beer and a stake dinner. Meenwile Mommy is shopping for more life insurince beeforr thare next trip.
Oh that was a scary story! Glad your daddy was ok and didn't drown!
Purrs, Sukie x
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I am so super glad your dad didn't get hurt! I'm sure that was very scary.
I sure hope he doesn't mind that I'm laffin an laffin, as my great friend Jeter Harris would say.
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Ooooh! Well, your dad is brave to try a crazy stunt on that machine, because I would be far too scairt!
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I am glad that your Daddy was OK.
He shoulda' just kept drinkin' his beer...
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sownds lyk they all had a gud tyme. Chalupas a cutie.
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