Echo:  Today we deddicate Mancat Monday to our Daddy! He's an onerairy mancat!   

Tenny:  Today is Daddy's birthday!  He is such a nice Daddy.  See how kunserned he wuz when I got home from my hernia operayshun?  He wuz holding me so gentil.

Echo:  I like givin Daddy the bitey and bunnykikks and whappin him when he ignores me.

Tenny:  We bin sellabraytin all weekend.  On Friday Mommy brot him a germin chocklit cake cuz that is his favrit cake of all time.

Echo:  So why hazzint he eeten it all up yet?  I meen its jes sittin in the cold bocks.  Mommy sez it's mocking her.

Tenny:  If it wuz made of Temptayshuns I wood help him eet it.

Echo:  If it wuz made of Temptayshuns he'd nefur git a chance. 

Tenny:  We gave Mommy our munneys to git Daddy prezints.  He rote down sum of the things he wantid and so me and Echo pickt out sum things so Mommy kood hunt for them.  We let him open one pressint Saturday.

Echo:  Daddy opened my pressint first!   I got him a bottle of Too Ahkah.  It's a Spanish licker that tastes like vanilla and citrus.  The peeple say it has to live in the freezer cuz when its warm its nasty. 

Tenny:  Well, I think all thare happy joose is kinda nasty. 

Echo:  Yoo got a point thare.  I meen how hard wood it be to haff some niptini's for us?  Or sum Toona Cabbernay?  Innyhow, after Daddy opened my pressint thay left to go see the new Batman "Dark Night" moovie.  Thay sed it's reeely reely reely good.  It had the best chase seen efur.  Heeth Leger shood git an Osker award he wuz so twisted and the best villin on film since, well, efur!

Tenny:  After the moovee thay ate German food with Ant Sissy and Unkle VDK.  Daddy had Rahm Schnitzel mit Kartoffelschnee und frischem Gemüse.  He also drank sumthing called Weihenstephen. 

Echo:  I hope Merlin and Dragonheart stop by so thay can tell us just what in the world it wuz our peeple ate!  Mommy had Rinder Rouladen mit Kartoffel Pfannkuchen mit Apfelmus. 

Tenny:  Sunday Daddy opened whut I got him.  A bottle of Kroozan Black Strap Rum. 

Echo: Our reeders mite be suspectin a theme heer...

Tenny:  Our Daddy likes his happy joose, dats fur sure.  But he is reel fussy about whut kind of happy joose he drinks.

Echo:  Fussy, just like a proper mancat!  I drink a toest to that!

Tenny:  And then Echo got to roll around on the flore and throw himself at Longbeard's feet again.  Longbeard and his ladey came ofur to help Daddy cook up a homebrew beer. 

Echo:  Thare shoos smell so good I kant help myself! 

Tenny:  I'm not sure yoo shood be admittin that on "MANCAT Monday". 

Echo:  I'm chasin you up the cat tree later...

Tenny:  Daddy has one more pressint to open latur today and it's the one Mommy got him. 

Echo:  After whut we got fur him, I hope it's a bottel of Tylennol!