Friday Confeshuns
Echo is not a happy Meezerboy.And I don't think Daddy is reel happy neether. You see, Mommy has made us both jellis. So for today's Friday Confeshun I'm gonna tell on Mommy and why the boys in this howse are purrturrbed wif her.
The other morning I overherd Mommy tell Daddy about sum dreems she had when she wuz sleepin.
Tha story of the furst dreem started out intristing enuff. She sed she dreemed that my furrend Skeezix came to visit. His Food Ladey put him on a plane and he flew to Texas. (That wood be kinda neet, however unlikely it mite be.)
But when he got heer Skeezix went and hid under tha bed and she spent all day tryin to git him out. He woodint eet or drink or nothin. She spent all day worried about Skeezix and not me cuz she knew Mr. Tasty Face and the Food Ladey wood be vary kunserned! She finely figgered out he woodint eet cuz she had neglectid to unpack his favrit bowl. So then he got speshul treetmint and speshul treets.
I love ya Skeezy, but I dont like sharin my Mommy.
Then Mommy tole Daddy she also had a dreem she wuz at a NASCAR race and was walking in the parking lot after the race and she saw Tony Stewert drivin a littel yello musheen. Yoo know, tha kind peeple are buyin these days that dont burn much gasoleen?
Innyhow, Tony wuz at the weel, but he wuz sleepin and the car wuz moovin reel slow. So she reeched in and turned the keys to off cuz she diddint want him to git in an accsidint.
Then she kissed him on the forehead.
Then he woke up and grabbed her and kissed her sum more! The only way that dreem kood haff bin worse is if she went on his bus and played with his kitties too!
Hay Tony Stewert, I like yoo too but I dont think Daddy likes sharin Mommy neether! We is both jellis!!!
My confeshun is that it's kleer I'm not doing neerly enuff to wake Mommy up at nite if this is the stuff her mind dreems up. I must work harder at that!
Mr E, I SWARWE it wuz just a dreem!!!! Altho I wood like to come and vizit!
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I'd be thrilled if Skeezix came here. My human would be on her best behavior when he was here and certainly things would be a lot better around this place!
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Meowmy has dreams that our friends visit us too. I wouldn't mind sharing my Meowmy but Kaze would! Meowmy has a picture of herself next to a real COT of Tony Stewart! Who do you think he will drive for next year?
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Mr E I wood not like it if Mom dreamed bout my sisfur Boo! She has nefur said she has dreams of anyone...it better be all bout me....
Purrs
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Next time Skeezix comes to visit your mom in a dream, let me know and I will join him!
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I wouldn't mind coming to visit in a dream. It would not be scary that way.
Purrs, Sukie x
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Your Mommy is having weird dreams!
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You do look a mite perturbed, and with good reason, I'd say!!!
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All we have to say is that we are glad our Momma isn't the only one that has very interesting and kinda weird and funny dreams! Hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts to you!
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Mom only tells da sister-in-law about dreams she haf about other men...dad thinks she only dreams of him...hehehe
She never tells anyone if she dreams of other cats, except when Punkin comes to visit her den she asks Zippy if she saw her frend last night. Weerd.
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I agwee, you musn't let your mommy go to sleep tonight ! Some sleep depwivation might just cure those funny dweams.
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those sownd lyk gud reaseons ta be all jelis. yoo shld watch her closely tanyte whils she sleeps. lay on her chest and stare into her clost eyes.
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