The Trooth Comes Out!
When Mommy sez that to Daddy he gits all nerviss like shes gunna drop a big stinky lode he's gotta scoop up. Well, I gess I'm a lot like Daddy cuz the hairs on my tail startid to tingel.
Tenny sed "Echo the peeple are leevin." My eers flattened. "They're doin whut?"
"The petsitter is comin ofur after American Idle. Go look at whuts on the bed" she sed. "Thay are going sumplace called kasseeno."
A SOOTCASE! Peeple put thare klose in it and weel it out the door. Thay put it in the Shevvie and then thay ABANDON YOO!!!
So I put my nose inside and it wuz emtee. Well all ixsept a littel peece of papur. I klimed inside to investagayte.
It looks big enuf for me. If I ware my green harniss it will help me blend in. Daisy asked if I wuz stowin away. Well, I wuz thinkin about it!
But reely, mostly I wuz jes annoyed...
Grrrrrrrrrr. I kant beeleeve thay are leeving us like this!
Then I herd the stranger alarm! I jumpt off the bed to see who it wuz.
Oh, its Long Beerd and his ladey. Thay are on my list of approved strangers. The ladey likes kitties but I like Long Beerd more. He's a challinge.
When I went to give Long Beerd the customairy sniff my nose wuz overwelmd! Beefore I knew whut I wuz dooing I rolled over on the flore and put my nose into his shoos.
It wuz like he wuz warein catnip shoos! I koodint stop myself from rollin arownd. Even when he walked away I kept rollin on the flore to enjoy that intoxicayting scent! He kame bak and I wuz so stoned on whatevvur wuz in his shoos that I threw my kitty self at his leg!
You dont kno how close I kame to putting the bitey on Long Beerd. He smelled delishus. Did I menshon he duzzint reely like cats? Perchance it wuz elderberries I smelt...
Now I mite be perfeckly fine heer with Tenny, gettin fed by the other ladey and gettin stoned on Long Beerd's shoos. That woodint be such a bad weekend. But then I reememburrd my peeple were goin to Kassino.
Now I've lurned a lot about the wurld from my bloggin pals. One day I wanna be swave and deboner. Duz Armonny make a tuxedo for kitties like me? I wanna stroll in all James Bond and stuff...
If I stow away I kood be one of the glammerus ones playin bockerott. The ladies wood be luvin on Echo. I'd win lots of munnys on roo lett. Its jes like Turboskratchin! Round and round goes the ball. Always bet on black!
It wood be a grate trip jes for the mancats to go on!
O, what a nice idea you haf. you could be so glamerous an all. i's got to see tha suit fur aukshun.
Purrs, KC
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I hate it when they leave!
Too bad you couldn't stow away in the suitcase and play some blackjack!
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Sorry to hear your humans are going away, but it sounds like you have good cat sitters. And your humans will be back!
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I always WANT to stow away, but so far, I have not figured out all of the important details. Like, how can you pack your litterbox without making a big mess? How do you keep your cute outfits from getting wrinkled? Is there room for a 20# bag of food? Will my Stinky Goodness cans set off the metal detector. I will let you know if I figure these things out.
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Oh that is not nice when humans go away. We just sleep all the time so it goes quicker. I bet you look really cool in your suit.
Purrs, Sukie X
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My humans are leaving tonight. So perhaps we can trash your house after we trash mine?
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While staying at home with Tenny definitely has its pluses, I can tell that you have already made the superior plan. Echo, I can totally see how you could be a handsome and glamorous high roller . . . just like James Bond! All of the ladycats would swoon. And if you got to see a showgirl, you could put the bitey on her feathers! I think you should stow away. You look elegant, even without the tux. A meezer is never out of fashion!
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Say, dat's not a bad idea Mr. Echo, maybe da M-Cat's club could do a trip to a kassino! We could all be James Bond types in tuxedoes! My sisfurs think yoo need to investigate dem shoes some more...they like shoes, speshully wif feets in dem.
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Maybe you could borrow some outfits from Skeezix? I think you should definately go to the casino too, get in that suitcase NOW.
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I fink its a good idea for us mancats to go on this trip! I hope my Mommie will let me. I may be too young to get into the casino. I am not sure. Is 8 months too young?
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