My Outtadoors Advenchure
For the furst time evurr in my hole life I went ecksplorein in the grate outtadoors. I've dremt of this day! And it's fineally heer. This is my Outadoor Advenchure....
| I kant look at the camra. Thare is a bird up thare! Daddy got me. Mommy tole Daddy to hold me wile she went lookin for my harniss and a leesh. This is the day! I'm finally gonna get to explore the outtadoors. If that bird flies down here, I'm gonna make it go ded. Thats whut all the cool cats do. |
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Ugh. The harniss is on. I'm not sure I like this. It feels weerd. I will admit tho, the grownd is soft and its a hole lot bedder than the last time when I got throwed in the snow. I'm gonna try and sit up. |
| Okay, so far so good. I know it looks tite but its not. I'm not crazee bout the color of the hariss. Its a hand me down from my sisfur in memory, Nikki. She wuz grey and wore green well. And at leest its not pink! And the leesh? Its just sum string. I'm almost embarrist. If I'm gonna be in the outtadoors I need bedder geer than this to releckt my breeding and refinemint. |
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| See those flowers behind me? Mommy wuz puttin em in the dirt when I wuz inside sittin the windosill meowing "Let me out wif you!" Not only am I in touch with my manly animal side but I wuz using my meezer gift of gab. I only use that when I gots sumthing reely important to say. And I did! "I wanna go to the outtadoors too"!!! |
| I'm gonna be onist wif you. The grass in this part of the outtadoors is reely long. We've had lotsa rain and sunshine to make it grow again. Our big feline kuzzins walk in a sirkle to trampull the grass beeforr thay lay down. I've made myself a nice littel lion bed here in the sunshine. Now, whare is my harem of ladeycats??? Daddy sed it wuz good for me to come out today cuz tomorrow he is gonna push the grass shortning musheen over it and then spray kemikulls to kill the weeds. I dont want no part of that. |  |
| Can you see me? |
| This is deliteful. I fownd a soft patch of jasmin vines to lay in. I kood lay heer all day long soaking up the sunshine. |  |
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A noise! Hunch low and be reddy to turn and pownce. I mite be a housecat but I gots good instinkst. |
| "Come on Mom! Gimme more rope, I gotta go in heer. Pritty sure the noise I herd came from in heer. Let go of the rope!!" |  |
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Thay sed no. Mommy made me come ovur heer. I'm not reel happy. So I'm thinking over a plan. If they wont gimme more rope then I know what to do... |
| ...wiggle outta the harniss!! Suck in my gut, roll on my side, hunch up my leg and hook a claw in the harniss. Push the harniss up and pull back til it slides over my hed! Now, if I can jes get the collar off I can do whut I want. |
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I shooda known it wuzzint gonna be that eezy. Momy put the harniss rite back on. |
| You know, I'm kinda tired now Mom. I know I just had a little hissy fit and wriggled out of my harniss, but can we maybe go inside and get sum Temptayshuns? |  |
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So yeah, Mom took off the harniss. I got the Temptayshuns too. I feel reely good. My outtadoors advenchure wuz most exillint. I gots to smell neerly evrything. I dug my claws into the grownd. I rolled arownd and nibbled grass. Thare wuz even excitemint and danger. Now if ya'lll will eckuse me I'm gonna curl up heer on the bloo blankey and take a nap. |
Whatdya meen, "at leest it ain't pink"??????
I wint owt in my PINK harniss, today!! I'll have pikchers up tomorrow. The FL has a date with Russul Crow tonite.
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Congratulations on getting to go outside! It looks like you are having fun exploring!
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Goodness, Mr. Echo, that was a very exciting adventure!
It reminds us of our first outside day. We weren't allowed to go outside when we lived in Florida. Gandalf did manage to wriggle out of his harness and several people almost required stitches. We didn't get to go out again for a long time after that. It was all Gandalf's fault.
Your friend, Grayson
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Ooh, I haven't been outside properly yet. don't tell my mummy, but I did sneak out one night when she forgot to lock the cat flap, and I couldn't get back in again 'till the next morning. It was very cold and I wanted my bed :O(
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I am glad you got to go outside. It looks very nice out there!
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woo hoo Mr Echo! what a excellent advenchur!
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Mr. Echo that looks like it was an exciting adventure. Did you get treats afterwards?
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Thanks for telling us all about Mr. Echo's Excellent Adventure! Going Outside is lots of fun. I have a pink harness myself. But I have never wiggled out of it. I think that might have been a little bit Wrong of you.
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Dat was an eggcellent review of yur outdoor adventure. Yoo looked stunningly alert in proper cat curiousity mode. Since yoo were so good I bet yoo get to go out again.
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Mr. Echo and Tennessee - we hope to see you at the party tomorrow!!!
Karl
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Wow!!! Mr, Echo that was a most excellent adventure!! We hope you get to go on lots more outside trips and we loved when you got out of the harness!! (hehehe)
Your FL furiends,
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wow thats qwit an advenchure yoo had.
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Wow, what excitement! We are so glad that you got a chance to explorify the great outdoors! We love it too (well, Meerkat doesn't cause she's a scaredy cat).
Padre, Panda Bear, and Meerkat
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