Tenny Toosday: Hypnotenny



Obey the hypnotenny and do her bidding!


Open me a can of stinky goodniss.  Move the fether on a string for me to chase.  Clean my litter bocks and bring me some cat nip.  A live bird in the house would be good.  Fluff my pillow and be a dear and turn the lights down.  Keep Echo bizzy so keeps his tong out of my ear. 

Speaking of Echo, I really did a number on the ole boy.  I diddint think he wood get so upset over my pitchur of him biting on me.  He chased me around all nite til he pinned me down and made me skweel.  OK he's reely a good big brutther.  He shares nice and I must say my eers have never bin kleener.  I chase him as much as he chases me. 

Today my furrend Macaroni  sent me a purr mail.  He's gonna throw me a birthday pawty at the spa in the Brusselball group on Catster!   Its gonna be my furst pawty!   I dont know what time it will be but its gonna be on the day I turn a yeer old Aprill 6.  You shood come!

I'm gonna get kneeded all ofur, brushed out and maded purty fur my big day.  Echo sez I shood get a fashul but I think he liks my face enuff as it is.  Unless Mac is gonna be my esstishun.  In that case I mite get one cuz I haff a sekrit crush on him but he treets me like his littel sisfur cuz he's older and alreddy has a fur girlfrend.

Ooh, I hope sum kyoot boys come to my pawty!

I'll even ware my pink boa or maybe I can get a new one.   I've played with this one a bunch sinse then and lots of the fethers came out.  But thats cuz me and Echo treeted it like a toy and not a high fashun excesserie.   Or maybe I'll just come as hypnotenny and make everykitty do my bidding!

 

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