My Rebuttul: Pitchurs LIE!
Okay, lets get this strait. Yes, I bited Tenny but come on...I wuz playin! I'm an innosent Meezerboy!Mommy is in big time trubble cuz she hazzint taken a pitchur yet of Tenny biting on me! She duz ya know. And I don't have the thick lushus fur to proteckt me eether. And I don't smack her for biting on me eether. I'm a gentlecat.
Take for instanse this morning. Mommy wuz leeving to make kitty cat food munny which is a good time to rekwest some last minit treets. Heer I wuz all reddy for a few Temptayshuns when all of a suddin Tenny jumps up and EETS THEM ALL! I diddint hit her or bite or hiss or nothin. I just let her have 'em.
She's always hoggin my favrite toys too, like the Da Bird feathur on a string. Mommy klosed the door so we kood play by ourselfs but what did Tenny do? She sat outside the klosed door and cride like a baby. Now how in the world kood I ignorr that? I tole Mommy to open the door and let her play too. Then she hogged it. Sumtimes I wonder why I put up with her.
Don't even get me started on how I feel when she's lovin on my human and makin biskits with her paws... But do I go over and start bitin on her? No, I don't.
I haff grate afeckshun for my fur sister. It's nice to have another cat to relate to. Her eers taste like chiken. And I don't like bein lonely when the people leeve in the Shevvie. But I ain't puttin up with kareckturr assassinashun!!! Now if you'll pardon me I know a littel tuxedo girl who needs chasin...
You mean you were framed? Have you requested a trial by a jury of your peers?
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I haff not rekwested a jury trial. Not yet. Do you know a good cat lawyer? Or maybe I need to hire a pee arr firm.
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I think you are completely innocent.
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Thank you for seeing the trooth. Hopefully one day soon I can present cleer evidense of her biting my eers! She did that just last nite!
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Mr. Echo, I am very glad you had a chance to tell your side of the story. I am going to try your defense out next time I give my Mommie the bitey. Just playing! I think it will work good. I need to practice looking innocent like you though.
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See? I'm not the only cat who knows bitey time can be play time. All we gots are teeth and paws. If I had one of them opposubble thum things I'd challenge her to Tiger Woods golf on the pee ess too! But I dont so I gotta make do with what I came here with.
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Its the sisfur syndrome. Women, I tell you, they think they rule the world with their play stealing and treat eating. Its not fair at all.
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You are innocent for sure~~
No doubt!
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Mr Echo, we know you are innocent. You were just giving your sister a love bite!
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I can recommend several excellent cat attorneys. I have my share of incidents, in which I needed good attorneys. I have been found innocent by a couple of juries of my purrs.
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One cannot be too careful.To say the truth, at once I didn't catch the meaning of your article. But in the end all became clear.
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