Boring Bristol

Poor Tony!

Here's Tony Stewart leading at the end of the Bristol race.  He wuz doin so good.  Then thare wuz a yellow flag and a bunch of cars pitted. 

But not Tony, Denny Hamlin or Joonyurr. 

Kevin Harvick, he's got the yellow 29 Pennzoil car, he got tires.  It wuzzint long beforr Joonyurr got passed.  Then Denny.  Then Kevin was side by side with Tony.  His car got loose in the corner and he drifted into Tony and he spun.  And heer I wuz so lookin forwerd to Tony cutting his ratty long hare in vicktery lane. 

On the restart Denny Hamlin eether had problems with the fuel pick up or he hit the kill switch.  He got passed by Jeff Burton and  Kevin Harvick and Clint Bowyer.  That was the way the race ended; a sweep by Richerd Childriss Racing.  A NASCAR first. 

Greg Biffle and Joonyurr were 4th and 5th. 

Now I dont know bout ennyone else but I thot it wuz boring.  Me and Mommy took a nap and diddint miss much.  Thay repaved Bristol last summer and while drivers like winner Jeff Burton sez the racing is bedder because now you can pass.  But now there's not the beatin and bangin and temper raysing contackt.  So for the veewers its not whut it used to be.  Part of the blaym lies with TV cuz thay diddint stay on top of all the passin.  I watched Joonyurr make some stunning moves on Trackpass that I nefurr saw on teevee.  The end of the race wuz exksyting but there were 400 some laps that put me in a transe. 

Tonite I'm jellis of a grey tabby named Baby.  She's been to all five NASCAR races this yeer.  Her human, a lady named Cathy Tanner, took off from her job as a skoolteecher to drive in her RV to see Dale Jarrit drive in the last 5 events of his career.  Baby went along to keep her human compnee and no dout had a blast.  Baby is now on her way home since this wuz Dale's last race.  He finished 37th. 

No race next week cuz of Eeaster. 

 

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  • 3/17/2008 4:22 PM Storm The Furry Fighter wrote:
    hello Meezer Boy
    saw you mentioned on Simply Siamese so thought i would pop on by. I'm a Brit Meezer, I hate the Tories (your republicans). I don't know what NASCAR is but I do like pigeons! xxx
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  • 3/17/2008 8:41 PM Latte wrote:
    Oh we're watching the race on Tivo right now! Meowmy told the Toy Man she knows what happens (from your great reporting!) and he told her she has to visit your blog after we get caught up on races so she doesn't know how it ends. Hehe.
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