Frootbat Friday: He's Gettin What's Comin to Him

For your considerayshun:  Klyent number 9.  A man who felt it was his duty to flush out coreupshun in the radio industrie.  All the while he had coreupshun going on in his own life. 

Why do New York hookers move so slow?  Cuz they have governors on them. 

Mommy makes my kitty cat food munny by workin in radio as a moosic direktor.  I gess she's the kind of purrson Eliot Spitzer thinks izzint onist.  She is honorable and as far as I no she's nevur spent my munny on hookers.  But becuz of this friskee frootbat he put the feer into radio peeple.  Mommy worries if she met a wreckerd promoter and he bot her a drink wile they lisstened to a new CD outta Nashvil she kood get investagaytid! 

I hiss at you Eliot Spitzer! 

 

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